here is a script consisting of twelve lines that I was asked to write:
Twelve lines of dialog
Bus driver:
Final stop, everybody
out please.
Hey. Hey you, you need to get off this is the last stop for
tonight
Are you not even
awake?
Look man, please
just… just get off we’ve all got places to be
Seriously mate, mate you better not be joking around right
now, I can see your eyes are open
Just fuckin’ get up I’m tired of people like you treating me
like I’m a dam fool
you better get up
right now son, or I’m going to throw you out of it
you asked for it punk
(sounds of lifting)
(drop) oh my god!
you’re so pale
no… no pulse
Amazon, Google Starbucks eBay Facebook. What do all these have
in common? They are highly successful businesses, and they are all not paying
the UK the right amount of tax. This year, Amazon 15 million of their 19.5
billion earnings to the uk or %. In 2013 google paid 20% on their claimed
earnings of 1 billion pounds. However, the US branch of Google has listed
their uk earnings as 6 billion. Starbucks 6.7 million to the uk government
while making 379.9 million from our country that was % of their money.
Finally eBay paid a mere 1.6 million pounds in corporation tax while their US
counterpart has logged their earnings to be 1.32 billion, % was given to our
government.
Im sure not many of you are surprised to hear this. The question
is how can we change this? Currently the Labour party are on the opinion that
we should try and strongman the corporations on giving us the money they
agreed to give us by operating in this area, effectively making them pay up
or get out. This can be an inviting option as the corporations would know
that while their profit margins would be lower than before if they paid their
full tax it would still be above that of no profit from not being allowed to
operate in the uk. The conservative party are against this idea; their belief
is that they may choose to abandon operating in the uk if we do this as to
send a warning to other countries not to do the same. Taking way thousands of
jobs and services with them.
And there is president for this. This year the local London
government gave a similar ultimatum to uber, to go with their safety and
privacy regulations or no longer operate in the city, and they choose the
latter regardless of the loss of money it must have caused them.
While not on the subject of taxes it is an example of how a
government cannot try and force international corporations to play by their
rules.
So what can we do then? My solution is that we have a
referendum on whether the government should force international companies to
pay the taxes they should. This way regardless of the public decision it will
turn out best for our government and our country. If it becomes a “yes”
overall the public’s backing will make the corporations want to comply
otherwise them retreating away from the uk will make international news and
therefore create a global dialog on the way they cheat the countries they are
in. If the vote is mostly “no” the referendum itself will bring the
international companies shady practices into the public consciousness leading
to a decrease in their profits if they don’t comply with our countries tax
policies.
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Ok listen here because I need to tell you something!
There is a secret presence in our world that has gone undetected for far too
long that’s right I’m talking about psychotic radioactive teleporting boars!
Now I know what you’re thinking, you think they don’t
exist. But that’s just the crooked partisan establishment lie that you’ve been
fed for years I will prove to you that these are real and they are dangerous
and they are coming for you
March 2012 a
boar in Latvia seemingly tries to hijack a car
December 2012
2 miles from Spain a boar is found swimming in the middle of the ocean, how did
it get there? We don’t know. They couldn’t have swum there, while boars can
travel at 30 miles an hour they only have a maintainable distance of one mile
meaning they can travel more than that without topping which is impossible to
do in the ocean
July 2013 a
boar charges round Prague, the capital of the Czech Republic assaulting
multiple people
November 2014
a boar goes into a shop in Germany and destroys the interior
March 2015 a
boar attacks a couple hiking in France
May 2015 a
boar bursts through the ceiling of shopping mall in Hong Cong
October 2015
a boar again is found in the ocean this time four miles off the coast of Italy.
How the hell did it get there!
November 2015
a wild boar is found in the ocean once more swims to Istanbul and then decides
to attack people
July 2016 a
boar demolishes a popular restaurant in South Korea
I’m not even
done!
In the same
month a boar swims to the shore of Poland and begins to fight every human in
their way
November 2016
a boar is found just walking through a busy tunnel in china, why!!?
Still not
done
January 2017
seven wild boars are found swimming together in the black sea
May 2017
Leigh turner ambassador of the UK for Austria is ambushed by a boar in the
rain; Leigh manages to escape by climbing a tree like a coward instead of
fighting the boar like a proper hubristic man.
November 2017
a boar kills an elderly man in china few days later a boar kills another man
this one in India. Was it the same boar, a serial killer boar?
All of these cases involve boar seemingly appearing out
of nowhere, but here’s the important part. All of these places reside around
Chernobyl and Fukushima. Both of which emit large amounts of radiation after
their meltdowns. And Stephen Hawking has conclusively disordered that black
holes emit radiation as well and theorises that they could have wormhole like
properties.
So here’s the truth, these boars are being teleported
across Europe and Asia and the government are hiding it, they want to hoard
this power for themselves, but I know the truth and now you do too. Stay woke
truthers.
18/12/17
On this day I
uploaded my recordings of my two scripts onto YouTube here are the links:
Wild boar rant
Political tax enforcement
Listening back on the two recordings, I noticed some issues.
I the political one, I recorded in the changing rooms of my college. This obviously
was a mistake the flat mirrors on the walls made the sound echo that picked up
in the recording. To try to rectify this problem for the wild boar rant I moved
into the box office. However, this created an entirely new issue; the room has
a faint hum in it due to how the base of the sprinkler system is in that
room. If I were to do this again, I
would have chosen a different location and to avoid having people interrupting
me I would come into college as early as possible.
Another issue was that I sometimes mispronounced words
causing me to have to go back on them. This is due to how I have little to no
editing skills therefore I didn’t have the option of merging the flawless parts
of multiple recordings, and settled on one recording that was satisfactory. If
I were to do this, again I would research into video editing or hire an editor
so that the first option I mentioned would be feasible.
Even with, these flaws I am satisfied with the way the
recordings turned out, I made a clear distinction with my voice between the two
scripts. I did this by having a higher pitch and a faster pace with a manic
tone on the boar rant; and a more slowly paced and calmer toned one for the
political tax enforcement script.
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